February 2012
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“One of the strange things about living in the world is that it is only now and...”
– Frances Hodgson Burnett, The Secret Garden (via bookmania)
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yo academy
disneyprince: we be back next year  y’all won’t be able to contain yo selfs pixar out IT IS ON, 2013. 
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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You're Still Very Likable
Just noticed that I’ve liked 1,002 posts. Thanks for being so likable, Tumblr folks!   My queue is empty and my free time is limited currently but I promise to pay the shiny forward ASAP instead of just refreshing the Benedict Cumberbatch tag because it makes me feel better. 
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Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
Feb 25th
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Oh, thank you Cougar Town download for showing up. Now please download quickly so I can watch you, go to bed, and forget this day ever happened. 
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“Maybe the first time you saw her you were ten. She was standing in the sun...”
– Nicole Krauss, History of Love (via literaturesluts)
Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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